trouble on the home front, and i didn't read it over
the new home front...
so yea my roommate and her boyfriend, who is over at the apartament all the time, get in fights, lover spats, however one wants to put it, but they do this all the time, cuz they spend too much time together.
i will paint the picture.
roomie=22, 5'1, rude(not all the time, i mean no manners)
boyfriend=19, 5'7, wants to chill with the boys and she wines if he doesn't tell her
problem: communication, there is none and he is over all the bloody time
conversation they once had:
roomie= r
boyfriend= bf
bf are you mad or something?
r no
bf are you sure?
r she only nods
bf ok, well i am going over to zach hou....
r why didn't you tell me you were staying out last night
bf uh?
r whatever?
bf so you are mad, then, at me?
r nope
bf what the hell?, when you are mad you don't tell me and when i ask you if you are mad when
you aren't really mad, you get mad. what am i doing wrong?
r ask when i am mad, i will tell you?
bf are you mad now?
r yes, well disappointed
at this point voices are raising i get up and go to the kitchen, "r" runs to her room, bf says some pretty nasty stuff and then they start talking....what is running through my head....
one(thinking of the couple): shut up both of you sit down, "r" talk to the man you 'supposedly" love.... "bf" low blow you bastard, be demanding for boys nights and quit being a little girl, that actually goes for the both of you
two: man i am going to be a spinster
three: i need a beer and a loud tv and some smokes....oh wait i got em all
six beers later and 10smokes, some prank calls
i come out see "r"
me: where is bf
r: when over to his buddy's
me: you ok
r: no
me: wanna hug
r: she sniffels, no
me: ok get ready and put some shoes on, i am taking you somewhere
r: no
ME: NOW DAMIT, i am twice as big and can whoop you
r: ok, give me ten
Me: five
r: ok you ass hole
later that night myslef, "r" and a couple other girlfriends of ours, are playing pool, having fun, the good old fashion way, i steel a hanicap sign which is still in my trunk, gotta get that out, "r" has a damn good time.....i asked her why she just sits at home, no money was the answer, but we now have a girls night only, boys druel...then i asked her how long they dated, expecting not much time;;;;;; a year and a half, they can't communicate and are in love, love each other and like each other...bloody hell
oh yes, my roommates do not know or have ever heard of DANTE,,,, what the heck! i need some intelligence around me, besides books and my carebear...bloody hell
so yea my roommate and her boyfriend, who is over at the apartament all the time, get in fights, lover spats, however one wants to put it, but they do this all the time, cuz they spend too much time together.
i will paint the picture.
roomie=22, 5'1, rude(not all the time, i mean no manners)
boyfriend=19, 5'7, wants to chill with the boys and she wines if he doesn't tell her
problem: communication, there is none and he is over all the bloody time
conversation they once had:
roomie= r
boyfriend= bf
bf are you mad or something?
r no
bf are you sure?
r she only nods
bf ok, well i am going over to zach hou....
r why didn't you tell me you were staying out last night
bf uh?
r whatever?
bf so you are mad, then, at me?
r nope
bf what the hell?, when you are mad you don't tell me and when i ask you if you are mad when
you aren't really mad, you get mad. what am i doing wrong?
r ask when i am mad, i will tell you?
bf are you mad now?
r yes, well disappointed
at this point voices are raising i get up and go to the kitchen, "r" runs to her room, bf says some pretty nasty stuff and then they start talking....what is running through my head....
one(thinking of the couple): shut up both of you sit down, "r" talk to the man you 'supposedly" love.... "bf" low blow you bastard, be demanding for boys nights and quit being a little girl, that actually goes for the both of you
two: man i am going to be a spinster
three: i need a beer and a loud tv and some smokes....oh wait i got em all
six beers later and 10smokes, some prank calls
i come out see "r"
me: where is bf
r: when over to his buddy's
me: you ok
r: no
me: wanna hug
r: she sniffels, no
me: ok get ready and put some shoes on, i am taking you somewhere
r: no
ME: NOW DAMIT, i am twice as big and can whoop you
r: ok, give me ten
Me: five
r: ok you ass hole
later that night myslef, "r" and a couple other girlfriends of ours, are playing pool, having fun, the good old fashion way, i steel a hanicap sign which is still in my trunk, gotta get that out, "r" has a damn good time.....i asked her why she just sits at home, no money was the answer, but we now have a girls night only, boys druel...then i asked her how long they dated, expecting not much time;;;;;; a year and a half, they can't communicate and are in love, love each other and like each other...bloody hell
oh yes, my roommates do not know or have ever heard of DANTE,,,, what the heck! i need some intelligence around me, besides books and my carebear...bloody hell
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