it was the best of times and the worst of times

wow, why didnt any one think of using my title before it sounds so good!!!

ok my friend fell off the wagon and i had to babysit her all night long...goodness it was not fun, but some of the stuff i told her to do in bars was hilarious, she was my puppet through alcohol..sad, but funny, sorta. this morning then the both of us reaking of alcohol her because it was seeping through her pores, me cuz she spilt two drinks on me, but we went shopping and the entire time, cuz we were tired, we laughed and yes snorted. We bought some nice rollarblades and my friend flirted HARDCORE with the fifteen year olds, ten years younger than her and they gave us a 30 % discount,,,awesome. then we went to K-fart and i stepped on gum and my pop exploded in my bag on to every thing, but the chocolate was safe. we picked up my roomie, smalls, and ate at jimmy's. we raised hell and got the entire bar to scream. then we went rollarblading, smalls fell and a car almost hit her. crazy man, next i forced amy to jump in teh pool, even though we couldn't, hopefully it wasn't shocked this morning, oops! we all showered, went to smalls' sister grad party and watched her little cousins run into people and jump on them, and then.....drum roll please.... i took two heathen girls to the Cathedral. it was awesome, i showed em around, the only bad part is on of them started talking on the phone and i smaked her. we then we into down town, got some food, of course laughed our booties off and i left a note for the server, this is what it said,

"hey, yea it's for horses, but call me sometime (not a cab though)
allie and my number
ps i love you long time baby and do you come here often?"

i know i am a dork and so are my friends, now i go home and my buddy is going to give me a motorcycle ride. oh yippeeeeeee