my bloody cell phone

so this month a lone i went through four bloody cell phones

first i lost my old one got a new one hated it found my old one, returned the new one, lost the old again got a new one again much nicer, some dude stepped on my purse and then another butt head split beer on it, went and got a rent a phone while a new phone was sent to me, got the new one, it didn't work right went to the t-mobile phone store they fixed it and then last night my sim card went bad or something went in to the t mobile store after soccer... the guy who i always deal with looked up with disbelief, laughed while shaking his head got a new sim card for me and now i just can't wait to see what happens next....bloody hell i am accident prone with cell phones or i just don't know...ahhhhhhhh